JustblogmeDavner


Outside my local AM PM #graffiti #weirdshit (at ARCO)



Share a drink with my Bestie? Hell yeah!!! (at Target)



Indubitably!!! #hanginwithmybestie #tophatsarecool (at Spencer’s)



Breakfast of Champions 🏆 (at 7-Eleven)



little-ms-spooky:

thegrizzlypeach:

Only when people respond constantly to what I say or do with a nonverbal and stunned appearance or even just a “What the fu….?”.

Story of my life.

(Source: kinkysexywife)


ghost-anus:

the best pranks are the super harmless ones

like why would you pull someones pants down in public or like put them in danger or humiliate them when you can just baffle them by leaving tiny plastic camels all over their house or taping bill cosby’s face over every single face in  every picture in their house?

Via Berner.

kerstiestormtrooper:

illkim:

"You smoke?"

"Only recreationally"

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I just nearly spat out my joint Im laughing so much :L

(Source: illkim)

Via Sugar Bunny Cosplay

marquis-de-sadist:

Stripping rude people and dumping them into water sources is becoming a signature move.


Via Berner.

disneyfreakingout:

visenyatargaryyen:

laughtercues:

kingjohnkat:

redphonebox:

just so we’re clear, i use

dude

bro

man

gurl

babe

bby

loser

as gender-neutral and affectionate names

don’t forget son

What am I forgetting dad

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You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.

what happened here?

(Source: smallplantfriend)

Via Berner.

Hot muggy days make David sad…


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